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I went to pick my car up from the workshop yesterday, the man was on the telephone, I overheard him say: “I’ll take that two-week cruise as I’m about to get some dough,” and then he saw me standing there and said: “I have to go!” He handed me my keys and said: “Your car’s as good as new, it’s lucky that you came in now, before that motor blew, the pistons were all blistered and the valve stems shot to hell, the manifold was old with holes, and ugly plugs as well! “The oil had boiled because it was a lump up in the pump, loose rings had worn the kingpins down and dumped them in the sump, the crankshaft and the petrol tank too rusted to repair, and damn it if the camshaft wasn’t jammed by bearing wear! “Your carby’s far beyond recall, the jets too wet and thin, the diff was iffy, so I fitted pin replacements in, the CV joints were pointy and your front end bent and old, it’s lucky that I stock your make of intake manifold! “I couldn’t take the risk, your disc pads had to be replaced, transmission bolts were faulty and the fluid thick as paste, then third gear nearly broke, then first, and then I lost reverse, I put a whole new gearbox in, as second gear was worse! “Your steering wheel appeared to be in need of special care, the seat belts felt all shot, I got a neat new front-seat pair, the clutch was much the same and all the headlights seemed quite crook, I think the blinkers might be too, but didn’t dare to look! “The pinion rack lacked tension and its screws were all bad news, my alternator tester says that yours had blown a fuse, the bonnet lock was shocking and the doors were poorly done, I changed the hinges, handles too, they’re just like new, old son. “I sprayed the radiator out, and filled the anti-freeze, adjusted all the air-con ports to twenty-three degrees, I nuked the duco with some special crack-resistant wax, you owe me seven thousand bucks, including federal tax!” Considering I’d booked it in to fit a speakerphone, I figured this excessive, but I didn’t like to moan, I wrote a check and drove home feeling like a stupid jerk, the car was running smoothly but the cellphone didn’t work!
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PostSubject: Weapon's testing   Tue May 22, 2012 9:55 pm

You guys may notice several cars marked in the garage as "weapon's testing".
So far they are -
F50 S700
2010 Weissman S700
Zonda S700

I have gotten all three into the lb in the 900 and below range, I'm looking for the best alrounder to make the mk V.
Looks like the Zonda is the short track winner.
The F50 an Weissman are better long track cars.

Any feedback is welcome - these are assistance free tunes.

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Wed May 23, 2012 9:51 am

If I can get outta these Porsches bud I'll give em a run.

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Wed May 23, 2012 12:43 pm

Sweet! F50! Will try and give them a run over the weekend.

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:09 am

Porsche's??? What a cracking idea....

Chevy has the Mk5 as we speak... A600 rwd rear engine weapon coming up.
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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:48 am


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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:12 pm

I want to run a comp for this.
100mil prize pool + LE merc gulwings for beating my time.
Any one think this will stir the pot?

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:43 pm

Not meaning to sound crass bud but there are so many people faster than us giving away that much for anyone who beats ur time could bite ya in the ass. I got 21mil but if it helps its yours. If ya want an add letme know I'll push it asap bud.


Just my thoughts mukka

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:24 am

FDH - Flip wrote:
I want to run a comp for this.
100mil prize pool + LE merc gulwings for beating my time.
Any one think this will stir the pot?

Yeah that will stir the pot just nicely I think!

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PostSubject: Re: Weapon's testing   Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:47 am

errrr, let me rephrase....

Mercs for those who beat me.

100mil prize pool for the whole comp.

And I'm quite a lot quicker than you think...... bounce

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