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I went to pick my car up from the workshop yesterday, the man was on the telephone, I overheard him say: “I’ll take that two-week cruise as I’m about to get some dough,” and then he saw me standing there and said: “I have to go!” He handed me my keys and said: “Your car’s as good as new, it’s lucky that you came in now, before that motor blew, the pistons were all blistered and the valve stems shot to hell, the manifold was old with holes, and ugly plugs as well! “The oil had boiled because it was a lump up in the pump, loose rings had worn the kingpins down and dumped them in the sump, the crankshaft and the petrol tank too rusted to repair, and damn it if the camshaft wasn’t jammed by bearing wear! “Your carby’s far beyond recall, the jets too wet and thin, the diff was iffy, so I fitted pin replacements in, the CV joints were pointy and your front end bent and old, it’s lucky that I stock your make of intake manifold! “I couldn’t take the risk, your disc pads had to be replaced, transmission bolts were faulty and the fluid thick as paste, then third gear nearly broke, then first, and then I lost reverse, I put a whole new gearbox in, as second gear was worse! “Your steering wheel appeared to be in need of special care, the seat belts felt all shot, I got a neat new front-seat pair, the clutch was much the same and all the headlights seemed quite crook, I think the blinkers might be too, but didn’t dare to look! “The pinion rack lacked tension and its screws were all bad news, my alternator tester says that yours had blown a fuse, the bonnet lock was shocking and the doors were poorly done, I changed the hinges, handles too, they’re just like new, old son. “I sprayed the radiator out, and filled the anti-freeze, adjusted all the air-con ports to twenty-three degrees, I nuked the duco with some special crack-resistant wax, you owe me seven thousand bucks, including federal tax!” Considering I’d booked it in to fit a speakerphone, I figured this excessive, but I didn’t like to moan, I wrote a check and drove home feeling like a stupid jerk, the car was running smoothly but the cellphone didn’t work!
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PostSubject: Woody Beetle   Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:36 pm

I was at the shops the other day and saw this parked on the street, I hadn't seen one before so I took some pics.


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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:14 am

Oh Gaz i have to have it. It looks sweeet
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:10 pm

groovy man! send it over i want it now lol
does it need a tune?
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:38 pm

That is way too cool!!! Reminds me of the 70s!! I had a beetle and a VW van back then! I was a hippie! lol That wood would have been awesome!! Very nice idea! Need any test times done? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:42 am

andymac3077 wrote:
groovy man! send it over i want it now lol
does it need a tune?

I have an e class tune at the moment ..Gaz has it i sent it over last week..speed tune that i use for the a/e multi class races.
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:27 am

Thanks for the comments, I will get the paint out to everyone.
I'm using your tune Ozzy, I set a PB at Cat School, it's a sweet ride!
I am looking froward to seeing how quick you can go with it Book Very Happy

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PostSubject: Woody beatle   Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:46 pm

looking good Gaz keep up the good work
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:36 am

Woody paint has been sent to the team, but I lost track of who I sent it to, lol.... so if you didn't get it, it doesn't mean I dont like you, just post up here and I will send it over.

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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:24 pm

Gaz 0x wrote:
Woody paint has been sent to the team, but I lost track of who I sent it to, lol.... so if you didn't get it, it doesn't mean I dont like you, just post up here and I will send it over.


It does it really means he thinks your a drongo and you've a roo loose in the top paddock (hehe aussie insults good eh?)
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:00 pm

Got my woody...


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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:02 pm

thnx gaz now i got wood too lol
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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:26 pm

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Gaz 0x wrote:
Woody paint has been sent to the team, but I lost track of who I sent it to, lol.... so if you didn't get it, it doesn't mean I dont like you, just post up here and I will send it over.


It does it really means he thinks your a drongo and you've a roo loose in the top paddock (hehe aussie insults good eh?)

Sod off guvna! hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:52 am

This is a bloodly quick tune too fellas.....

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PostSubject: Re: Woody Beetle   Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:17 pm

FDH - Flip wrote:
This is a bloodly quick tune too fellas.....

It's a sweet tune, thanks to OzzyPrid3. Glad you like it Flip.

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