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I went to pick my car up from the workshop yesterday, the man was on the telephone, I overheard him say: “I’ll take that two-week cruise as I’m about to get some dough,” and then he saw me standing there and said: “I have to go!” He handed me my keys and said: “Your car’s as good as new, it’s lucky that you came in now, before that motor blew, the pistons were all blistered and the valve stems shot to hell, the manifold was old with holes, and ugly plugs as well! “The oil had boiled because it was a lump up in the pump, loose rings had worn the kingpins down and dumped them in the sump, the crankshaft and the petrol tank too rusted to repair, and damn it if the camshaft wasn’t jammed by bearing wear! “Your carby’s far beyond recall, the jets too wet and thin, the diff was iffy, so I fitted pin replacements in, the CV joints were pointy and your front end bent and old, it’s lucky that I stock your make of intake manifold! “I couldn’t take the risk, your disc pads had to be replaced, transmission bolts were faulty and the fluid thick as paste, then third gear nearly broke, then first, and then I lost reverse, I put a whole new gearbox in, as second gear was worse! “Your steering wheel appeared to be in need of special care, the seat belts felt all shot, I got a neat new front-seat pair, the clutch was much the same and all the headlights seemed quite crook, I think the blinkers might be too, but didn’t dare to look! “The pinion rack lacked tension and its screws were all bad news, my alternator tester says that yours had blown a fuse, the bonnet lock was shocking and the doors were poorly done, I changed the hinges, handles too, they’re just like new, old son. “I sprayed the radiator out, and filled the anti-freeze, adjusted all the air-con ports to twenty-three degrees, I nuked the duco with some special crack-resistant wax, you owe me seven thousand bucks, including federal tax!” Considering I’d booked it in to fit a speakerphone, I figured this excessive, but I didn’t like to moan, I wrote a check and drove home feeling like a stupid jerk, the car was running smoothly but the cellphone didn’t work!
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PostSubject: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:24 pm

Been messing around in the new RWD circuit hoppers and decided to build and tune myself something that was a bit different to the usual rides. Which led me to my 1st experiment. A BMW 135i in B class. I've only been tweaking it a few days but I've got it quite competitive on the shorter and more technical tracks although it does lose out a bit on some of the longer tracks that favour the bigger engined machines. If anyone would like a copy of the tune to try or fiddle with send me a message and I'll gift one over. Only got the most basic of paints on it spending more time under the hood then in the paint bay.

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:20 am

Can I try it please mate? Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:53 pm

Sure thing buddy, I'll send it over when I'm on next.
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:29 am

can i try it ? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:41 pm

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can i try it ? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Well, seeing that you used 5 smiley faces how can I refuse! Tune is on it's way.

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:36 pm

Did you send him the original or the one you tweaked for your heavy foot???

Any feedback appreciated Youngblood, I'm thinking of sticking this on my storefront if I can persuade one of the more creative members of the team to do a suitable paint and it passes muster.

Do we have enough cars in the pipeline for me to do this Steve? or you can use it for a team release, the call is yours.
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:38 pm

I'm always willing to help with paint Bora, I'd also like to try this car out.
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:00 pm

Excellent, I was hoping you'd step up Dubman. Your the man for the job, I'll send you over the tune when I get on later. Thx buddy!
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:23 pm

Girls sent it to YoungBlood. Gaz sent A file to the girls earlyer. So they just sent what ever Gaz sent.
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:07 am

will let u know wat i think bora when i get a chance to run it tonight,... thanks for sending me the tune Very Happy I love you
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:44 am

I sent your original tune Andy, I will always do that in this situation. YB has decidedly more skill on the track compared to me, so it will be great to see how he goes with it.
And seeing that VDub is no slouch either on the track, this will be interesting!

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:03 am

You trying to say I am a slouch gaz??? Eh eh eh? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:50 pm

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You trying to say I am a slouch gaz??? Eh eh eh? Laughing

Ha ha, definitely not! after trying to catch you in that mx5 yesterday, and thats with you sliding it around some of the corners, lol!

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:56 pm

this is a pretty sweet car! i took it to the hoppers last night and kicked so veterans but . it doesnt feel like ur going that fast but carryies great speed, i was able to floor it around most corners at full speed. it turns in great but u might be able to get just a little more out Wink it suprised me on maply valley i got low 1

;35s and i think i can get 1:34s Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:32 pm

Here's the awesome paint VDubman has done for my beemer, i think you'll agree its a killer package now.

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:10 pm

Killer! love it!

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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:22 pm

GSW YoungBlood wrote:
this is a pretty sweet car! i took it to the hoppers last night and kicked so veterans but . it doesnt feel like ur going that fast but carryies great speed, i was able to floor it around most corners at full speed. it turns in great but u might be able to get just a little more out Wink it suprised me on maply valley i got low 1

;35s and i think i can get 1:34s Very Happy Very Happy

Thanks for the feedback buddy, I gotta admit it suprised me as well how balanced it turned out. If you fancy giving my C class MX-5 a spin send me a FR and I'll gift you one across Smile
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:19 am

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GSW YoungBlood wrote:
this is a pretty sweet car! i took it to the hoppers last night and kicked so veterans but . it doesnt feel like ur going that fast but carryies great speed, i was able to floor it around most corners at full speed. it turns in great but u might be able to get just a little more out Wink it suprised me on maply valley i got low 1

;35s and i think i can get 1:34s Very Happy Very Happy

Thanks for the feedback buddy, I gotta admit it suprised me as well how balanced it turned out. If you fancy giving my C class MX-5 a spin send me a FR and I'll gift you one across Smile

ya sure thing ill send u a FR when i get on tonight Very Happy btw i love the bmw paint I love you
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:05 pm

can i try out RazzSmileRazzSmile What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: B class BMW 135i Rwd   Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:19 pm

add me as a friend on box live and i'll launch ya across the tune and paint matey, welcome on board!
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